圣诞节中英文双语笑话
【简介】感谢网友“精神puppy”参与投稿，以下是小编帮大家整理的圣诞节中英文双语笑话（共9篇），仅供参考，欢迎大家阅读。
篇1：圣诞节中英文双语笑话
圣诞节中英文双语笑话
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer,“ I see that your pig likes apples, but isn”t that quite a waste of time?“ The farmer replied,” What“s time to a pig?”
一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，“我看你的`猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?”那位农夫回答说，“时间对猪有什么意义?”
A Useful Lesson
In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar．
Mr． Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，Tom，because he was too young． Then when Tom had his eighteenth birthday， Mr．Thompson took him to his usual bar for the first time．They drank for half an hour， and then Mr．Thompson said to his son，“Now， Tom，I want to teach you a useful lesson．You must always be careful not to drink too much． And how do you know when you've had enough？ Well， I'll tell you．Do you see those two lights at the end of the bar？ When they seem to have become four，you've had enough and should go home．”
“But， Dad，” said Tom，“I can only see one light at the end of the bar．”
有益的教训
在英国，十八岁以下的人不准进酒吧喝酒。
汤普森先生以前常常去他家附近的一个酒吧喝酒，但他从陶宝网来不带他的儿子汤姆去，因为他年纪太小。后来，当汤姆年满十八岁的时候，汤普森先生第一次带他去他常去的那家酒吧。他们喝了半个小时，而后，汤普森先生对他儿子说：“汤姆，现在我要告诉你一个有益的教训。你必须时时小心不要喝得太多。你怎么知道你喝够了呢？好，我来告诉你。你看见酒吧那头有两盏灯吗？当那两盏灯看起来变成四盏的时候，你就喝够了，应该回家了。
“可是，爸爸。”汤姆说：“在酒吧那头我只能看见一盏灯。”
篇2：中英文双语日记
中英文双语日记
XX年11月14日 星期日 天气：晴
monday, august 2nd, sunny
it was sunny and hot today. i got up early at half past six. i read english and then had breakfast. i helped my mother washed the dishes. then i did my homework and cleaned my room. i went shopping with my mother in the afternoon. then i played table tennis with my friends. in the evening i watched tv and read a book. i really had a busy and interesting day.
今天天气晴朗，热。 我在6：30很早就起了床。我读英语然后吃早饭。我帮助母亲洗碗。然后做作业打扫房间。下午我和母亲去买东西。然后和朋友们打乒乓球。晚上我看电视、看书。我今天的确很忙、过得很有趣。
篇3：圣诞节开心快乐祝福短信中英文双语
圣诞节开心快乐祝福短信【中英文双语】
Wishing you a song in your heart at Christmas and blessings all year long.
圣诞之际，祝你心中有首快乐的歌，新年快乐!
Merry Christmas and happy New Year!
圣诞快乐，恭贺新禧!
Wishing you peace, joy and happiness through Christmas and the coming year.
在圣诞和新年来临之际，祝福你平安、快乐、幸福!
Warm greetings and best wishes for Christmas and the New Year!
致以热烈的祝贺和良好的祝福，圣诞快乐，新年快乐，
Thinking of you and wishing you a beautiful Christmas season.
美丽的圣诞节之际，谨致我的思念与祝福。
It seems that Christmas time is here once again, and it is time again to bring in the New Year. We wish the merriest of Christmas to you and your loved ones, and we wish you happiness and prosperity in the year ahead.
圣诞节转眼又到，又该迎接新的一年了。我们向你及你的亲人们致以最美好的圣诞祝福，愿你在新的一年里事业兴旺，幸福美满!
May Christmas and the New Year be filled with happiness for you.
愿你圣诞和新年幸福无尽。
A Christmas greeting and good wishes to you who is thought about all the year through. Have a beautiful Christmas and a happy New Year.
始终思念你，捎来圣诞佳节最美好的祝福，祝圣诞吉祥，新年如意。
With all good wishes for a brilliant and happy Christmas season. Hope things are going all right with you.
在这辉煌快乐的圣诞佳节，献上一切美好的祝福!祝一切顺心如意!
Here is wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a New Year bright with joy and success.
祝圣诞快乐，新年充满幸福和成功。
A Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year.
圣诞快乐，新年好!
Christmas comes but once a year. But when it comes it brings good cheer.
圣诞节一年只有一次，但每次来临都带来喜悦。
A cheery Christmas and the New Year hold lots of happiness for you!
给你特别的祝福，愿圣诞和新年带给你无边的幸福、如意。
May you have the best Christmas ever.
愿你度过最美好的圣诞节!
Much joy to you in the up coming year.
May the warmest wishes, happy thoughts and friendly greetings come at Christmas and stay with you all the year through.
让温馨的祝愿、幸福的思念和友好的祝福，在圣诞佳节来到你身边，伴你左右。
A Christmas greeting to cheer you from your daughters.
愿女儿的圣诞祝福带给你快乐。
At Christmas and always, may peace and love fill your heart, beauty fill your world, and contentment and joy fill your days.
圣诞的祝福，平日的希冀，愿你心境祥和、充满爱意，愿你的世界全是美满，愿你一切称心如意，快乐无比。
May the joy of Christmas be with you throughout the year.
愿圣诞的快乐一年四季常在。
Peace and love for you at Christmas from all your students.
祝老师圣诞节充满平安和爱。
Wish many good wishes for the holidays and the coming year.
新的一年，向你献上最诚挚的祝福，
Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas season.
愿你拥有美丽的圣诞所有的祝福。
May its blessings lead into a wonderful year for you and all whom you hold dear.
祝福你及你所爱的`人新的一年中万事如意。
Merry Christmas, my best friend.
祝我的挚友圣诞快乐。
A Christmas greeting to cheer you, my good friend.
希望圣诞祝福给你带来欢乐，我的好朋友。
To Mr. Claus from Mrs. Claus.
圣诞老奶奶祝福圣诞老爷爷。
Don't stand under the mistletoe with anyone else but me.
除了我，不要和任何人站在槲寄生上。
To my dearest love on this joyous Christmas.
值此欢乐佳节，献给我的心上人。
For this and many Christmas to come.
为了这一个，也为了更多即将来临的圣诞节。
On this Christmas I have but one thing to say: I love you.
值此圣诞佳节，我只有一句话要告诉你：我爱你
You're the best Christmas present I ever received.
你是我所收到的最好的圣诞礼物。
I only want you for Christmas!
我只要你作为我的圣诞礼物!
I give all my love to you this Christmas.
值此圣诞佳节，献上我对你所有的爱。
Even though we are apart, you are in my heart this Christmas.
千山万水，隔不断我在佳节对你的思念。
I want you stuffed in my stocking.
我只要你塞在我的袜子里。
I want to be in your arms this Christmas.
我要在你的怀抱里度过今年的圣诞节。
My heart is my Christmas present to you.
我的心就是我奉献给你的圣诞礼物。
You are the one for me this Christmas and for many Christmas to come.
在此圣诞节和未来的每个圣诞节里，你都是我唯一的爱!
I will be yours forever!
我永远属于你!
Let's never spend our Christmas apart.
让我们永不独享圣诞节。
My arms are wide open for you this Christmas.
我张开双臂，盼与你共度圣诞佳节。
Here's a tender Christmas kiss from you know who.
你的心上人献给你一个温柔的圣诞之吻。
I'm only thinking of you this Christmas.
在此圣诞佳节，唯有你在心中。
I hope all of our Christmases are this bright!
愿所有的圣诞节都如此欢快明亮!
We will be having Christmas at Wang Ping's this year. You are welcome to join us!
今年我们要在王平家过圣诞，欢迎你也来!
Take your passion and make it come true.
发挥你的热情，让理想变为现实。
I hope we can spend the holidays together.
希望我们能一起过圣诞节。
To Hong from your good friends at Peking U.
送给红——北大的一群好友。
Best of luck in the year to come.
愿你在未来的一年里，吉星高照。
A merry yuletide!
圣诞快乐!
Wish all the best wishes for you.
献上最美好的祝愿。
To wish you special joy at the holidays and all year.
祝你节日以及一年中开开心心。
篇4：医学类中英文双语简历
医学类中英文双语简历模板
个人 简历
Personal Resume
姓名 性别 女 年龄 43
Name: Sex: Female Age: 43
联系地址：上海市东汉阳路（80）
Address: Suite , No. , Lane , East Hanyang Road, Shanghai
电话： 手机 E-mail
Phone: Mobile: E-mail:
教育情况
Educational Background:
1994 - 日本神户学院大学药学研究科 获硕士学位
1994 - Had studied at Pharmaceutical Research Institute of Kobe Gakuin University, Japan. Had obtained a master’s degree.
1992 - 1993年 ○○○○○○○○日本语学校日语进修
1992 - 1993 Had studied Japanese language at Japanese Language School.
1979 - 1983年 中国华东理科大学生物化学专业 获学士学位
1979 - 1983 Had studied Specialty of Bio-Chemistry at East China Science University. Had obtained a bachelor’s degree.
工作经历
Career Experience:
6月 - 至现在 中央直属大型集团企业（中国○○集团）制药事业部 高级经理
主要承担组建集团下属大型液体制剂生产基地投资项目相关以下工作
June - Now Has acted as a senior manager of Medicine Manufacturing Division of a big-sized group enterprise the “China XX Group Corp.” - a subsidiary company directly owned by the Chinese central government. Had mainly handled the following related jobs of project investment in establishing a big-sized liquid medicament manufacture base owned by the group company
输液产品选择、市场调研、项目策划 （市场部）
l Selection of transfusion product, conduct of marketing research and handling project scheming etc. (the Marketing Division)
项目立项、设备招标、技术引进等国内外的.合作事务（对外事务部）
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; l Co-operation matters with partners at home and abroad such as project initialization, equipment bidding invitation and technology importation; (the Outsourcing Affairs Division)
从新产品研发到上市的推进协调 （新事业发展（NBD）部）
l Promotion and co-ordination of new product in the stages from their research and development to launching them onto the market; (the New Business Development Division)
2000 - 20 上海○○○○科技有限公司 总经理 （个人公司）
2000 - 2002 Had acted as the general manager of Shanghai Technology Co. Ltd. (an individual-owned company)
进口药品添加剂的国内销售 技术支持 财会等全面管理
l In charge of overall management affairs of selling the imported medicinal additives on the home market, handle the technical support jobs and those in the finance division.
1996 - 日本著名大公司 药品及食品添加剂部 中国市场经理
1996 - Had been a Chinese Marketing Manager of Medicine and Food Additives Division of a famous big-sized Japanese company.
药品相关法规及市场调研 市场策略 工作目标及计划
l Research of medicine-related regulation and study of marketing affairs, as well as responsible for marketing strategy and scheming of work objectives and plans.
为公司主要产品进入中国市场进行药品进口注册
l Conduct registry work for company’s major product being exported into Chinese market.
策划 实施大型产品发布会 行业展览 产品演示等市场拓展活动
l Scheme and conduct market development activities of big-sized product release show, exhibition within the trade, and product roadshows etc.
构筑全国范围内同大学院校 科研机构的技术合作交流网络
l Had Built a technical cooperation network with some colleges and universities all over the nation and with a few technical research institutions.
协调由产品进口-代理商-用户的产品流通各个环节
l Had coordinated in various stages of product circulation from their importation to the distribution dealers, and finally to the customers.
产品销售 技术支持（如速崩、控释制剂等药品固体制剂新技术）
l In charge of product sale and technical support (for new technology on solid medicines such as those for curing frusemide, dediabetes insipidus and for controlling urine release.
1993 - 1994年 日本神户学院大学药剂研究室 访问交流学者
1993 - 1994 Had been a visiting scholar at Pha
篇5：感恩节中英文双语祝福语
感恩节中英文双语祝福语（精选40句）
1. From all of us to all of you at thanksgiving. 我们全体祝你们感恩节快乐。
2.Thanksgiving wishes for you and your family.给你们全家感恩节的`祝福。
3.Warm wishes at thanksgiving 。 在感恩节，衷心的祝福你们。
4.I wish you could be here on thanksgiving. 但愿你能来过感恩节。
5.It will be sad not to see you during the holiday when families get together. 家人团聚的日子里，不能看到你，我会感到难过。
6.Our first thanksgiving should be our best.我们第一次共度的感恩节是我们美好的时光。
7.I wouldn’t want to spend thanksgiving with anyone else.
8.What a wonderful time to be together. 在一起的时光多么快乐。
9.Thanksgiving just wont be the same without you . 没有你，感恩节，就会不一样。
10.This will be our first thanksgiving apart. 这将是我们 第一次不在一起过感恩节。
11.Thanksgiving is a time when I tell you that I love you .感恩节就是我告诉你我爱你的时候。
12.Thanksgiving is a great time to tell you that we love you kids. 孩子们，感恩节这时刻，我们要说，我们都爱你们。
13.Thanksgiving is the best holiday of the year. 感恩节是一年中最好的节日。
14.I love to eat, so I love thanksgiving .我爱吃，所以 我爱感恩节。
15.I hope you are feeling thankful after your supper. 希望你吃过晚饭后有感恩的心情。
16.I am getting hungry just thinking about it . 一想到它我就饿了。
17.I will be home for thanksgiving ,so save a little turkey for me . 我会回家过感恩节的，所以请留点火鸡给我啊。
18.Have a mid-full thanksgiving .感恩节请勿暴饮暴食。
19.Have a full thanksgiving day . 感恩节快乐，好好吃一顿吧。
20.Happy thanksgiving day !
21.For all the days that I have been lonely ,for all the times that I have felt blue, for all the times I needed …… A shoulder to lean on .Thanks for being there as a 感谢阳光，带来温暖，让笑容灿烂无比;感谢花儿，带来芬芳，让香气弥漫生活;感谢每一天，感谢每件事，感恩节，怀揣感恩心，愿生活更美好，幸福永远伴!
22.Thanksgiving wishes for you and your family.
给你们全家感恩节的祝福。
23.Warm wishes at Thanksgiving.
在感恩节，衷心地祝福你们。
24.I wish you could be here on Thanksgiving.
但愿你能来过感恩节。
25.It will be sad not to see you during the holiday when families get together.
家人团聚的节日里，不能看到你，我会感到难过。
26.Our first Thanksgiving should be our best.
我们第一次共度的感恩节是我们最美好的时光。
27.I wouldnt want to spend Thanksgiving with anyone else.
我只愿和你共度感恩节。
28.Thanksgiving just wont be the same without you.
没有你，感恩节就不会一样了。
29.This will be our first Thanksgiving apart.
这将是我们第一次不在一起过感恩节。
30.Thanksgiving is a time when I tell you that I love you.
感恩节就是我告诉你我爱你的时候。
31.Thanksgiving is a great time to tell you that we love you kids.
孩子们，感恩节这时刻，我们要说：我们爱你们。
32.Thanksgiving is the best holiday of the year.
感恩节是一年中最好的节日。
33.I love to eat, so I love Thanksgiving.
我爱吃，所以我爱感恩节。
34.I hope you are feeling thankful after your supper.
希望你吃过晚饭后有感恩的心情。
35.I will be home for Thanksgiving, so save a little turkey for me.
我会回家过感恩节，所以请留点儿火鸡给我。
36.Have a MID-FULL Thanksgiving!
感恩节请勿暴饮暴食!
37.Have a FULL Thanksgiving day!
感恩节快乐!好好吃一顿吧!
38.For all the days that I have been lonely,
在我孤独寂寞之时。
39.for all the times that I have felt blue,
在我忧伤痛苦之时。
40.for all the times I needed a shoulder to lean on.
在我需要依靠之时。
篇6：平安夜祝福语(中英文双语)
merry christmas eve!
平安夜快乐!
wish all the best wishes for you.
献上最美好的祝愿。
wish many good wishes for the holidays and the coming year.
新的一年，向你献上最诚挚的祝福。
to wish you special joy at the holidays and all year.
祝你在节日和新的一年中享有无限的快乐。
best wishes on this holiday season.
献上最诚挚的节日祝福。
wishing you a beautiful holiday season.
节日愉快。
season's greetings.
顺颂时祺。
have you been naughty or nice this year?
你今年乖不乖？
don't forget to hang up the sock!
别忘了挂上袜子！
we've had a rather uneventful year!
我们度过了平安无事的一年
篇7：中英文双语励志短句
1、If they throw stones at you, don't throw back, use them to build your own foundation instead.
如果别人朝你扔石头，就不要扔回去了，留着作你建高楼的基石。
2、One's real value first lies in to what degree and what sense he set himself.
一个人的真正价值首先决定于他在什么程度上和在什么意义上从自我解放出来。
3、Do not, for one repulse, forgo the purpose that you resolved to effort.
不要只因一次挫败，就放弃你原来决心想达到的目的。
4、It's great to be great , but it's greater to be human.
成为伟人固然伟大，但成为真正的人更加伟大。
5、A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
只要一个人还有追求，他就没有老。直到后悔取代了梦想，一个人才算老。
6、You have to believe in yourself . That's the secret of success.
人必须相信自己，这是成功的秘诀。
7、Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
并不是你面对了，任何事情都能改变。但是，如果你不肯面对，那什么也变不了。
8、Walk the road you want to walk and do what you want to do , keep moving ahead and that's not the silence of failure.
走自己想走的路，干自己想干的事，勇敢向前，这就是你不败的沉默。
9、Great minds have purpose, others have wishes.
杰出的人有着目标，其他人只有愿望。
10、I am a slow walker,but I never walk backwards.
我走得很慢，但是我从来不会后退。
篇8：中英文双语医学类简历
姓名 性别 女 年龄 43
name: sex: female age: 43
联系地址：上海市东汉阳路（80）
address: suite , no. , lane , east hanyang road, shanghai
电话： 手机： e-mail ：
phone: mobile: e-mail:
教育情况
educational background:
1994 - 日本神户学院大学生药学研究科 获硕士学位
1994 - had studied at pharmaceutical research institute of kobe gakuin university, japan. had obtained a master’s degree.
1992 - 1993年 ○○○○○○○○日本语学校日语进修
1992 - 1993 had studied japanese language at japanese language school.
1979 - 1983年 中国华东理科大学生生物化学专业 获学士学位
1979 - 1983 had studied specialty of bio-chemistry at east china science university. had obtained a bachelor’s degree.
工作经历
career experience:
6月 - 至现在 中央直属大型集团企业（中国○○集团）制药事业部 高级经理
主要承担组建集团下属大型液体制剂生产基地投资项目相关以下工作
june - now has acted as a senior manager of medicine manufacturing division of a big-sized group enterprise the “china xx group corp.” - a subsidiary company directly owned by the chinese central government. had mainly handled the following related jobs of project investment in establishing a big-sized liquid medicament manufacture base owned by the group company
输液产品选择、市场调研、项目策划 （市场部）
l selection of transfusion product, conduct of marketing research and handling project scheming etc. (the marketing division)
项目立项、设备招标、技术引进等国内外的合作事务（对外事务部）
l co-operation matters with partners at home and abroad such as project initialization, equipment bidding invitation and technology importation; (the outsourcing affairs division)
从新产品研发到上市的推进协调 （新事业发展（nbd）部）共3页,当前第1页1
篇9：《小王子》经典语录中英文双语
1、His flower had told him that she was only one of her kind in all universe. And here were five thousand of them, all alike, in one single garden!
他的花朵曾经告诉他，自己是宇宙间仅有的一种花;可是仅仅在这座花园里，就有五千朵和她一模一样的花!
2、I thought that I was rich, with a flower that was unique in all the world; and all I had was a mon rose. A mon rose…
我总以为自己很富有，拥有一朵世上独一无二的花;实际上，我所拥有的不过是一朵普通的玫瑰而已。一朵普通的玫瑰花……
3、To me, you are still nothing more than a little boy who is just like a hundred thousand other little boys. And I have no need of you. And you, on your part, have no need of me. To you, I am nothing more than a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes. But if you tame me, then we shall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world.
对我而言，你只是一个小男孩，和其他成千上万的小男孩没有什么不同。我不需要你。你也不需要我。对你而言，我也和其它成千上万的狐狸并没有差别。但是，假如你驯服了我，我们就彼此需要了。对我而言，你就是举世无双的;对你而言，我也是独一无二的……
4、Flowers are so inconsistent! But I was too young to know how to love her…
花总是表里不一，而我太年轻了，不知道该怎样爱护她……
5、For she did not want him to see her crying. She was such a proud flower…
她其实是不愿意让小王子看到自己哭泣。她曾经是多么高傲的一朵花……
6、It is of some use to my volcanoes, and it is of some use to my flower, that I own them. But you are of no use to the stars.
我对火山和花都有用处，所以我才拥有它们。但是，你对星星们却一点用处也没有啊!
7、You know — one loves the sunset, when one is so sad…
你知道的——当一个人情绪低落的时候，他会格外喜欢看日落……
8、If someone loves a flower, of which just one single blossom grows in all the millions and millions of stars, it is enough to make him happy just to look at the stars. He can say to himself, “Somewhere, my flower is there…” But if the sheep eats the flower, in one moment all his stars will be darkened… And you think that is not important!
[《小王子》经典语录中英文双语]
